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03 January 2006 @ 06:01 pm
Instant Slash Story!

The darkness was all around
as Carson walked through the mainland down towards his bed, random
thoughts of rimming crossing his mind.

He had been shocked
earlier when Cadman had told him she often dreamed about Liz involved
in blow job with a cat , but each to their own, she didn't know about
his fantasies involving John .

One day he would discuss his
feelings with Radek, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused
he could be by just thinking of John masturbating himself with a butter.

night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to
stroke the fork he was carrying with him. Would John's penis feel like
that to his testicles?

What would John think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating crisps off John's beautiful chest?

Carson rubbed the fork against his penis whispering John's name to
himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his bed
but desire overtook him and he came, screaming John's name into the

Meanwhile, John had not been able to sleep and had
decided to go out in the night air. the mainland was such a beautiful
place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the crisps he was
carrying and leisurely scratched his penis.

He jumped in alarm
as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that Carson calling his name.
He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He
dropped his crisps and ran towards the sound of his sweetheart's voice.

John stumbled through the darkness towards Carson. Panicked thoughts
ran through his head. Was his sweetheart being attacked by a cat. Was
he about to be raped by Koyla dressed as Liz? His heart beat faster and
he felt the pulse throbbing in his testicles.

Carson, Carson,
my sweetheart, screamed John. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you!
Carson leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the fork and trying to
untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare
chest pointing in the air.

John! Carson gasped embarrassedly.
What are you doing here? Radek said you were in your bed engaged in
some rimming with Cadman.

No, I was alone in my bed with nothing
but my butter for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful
your chest was, and how I would like to stroke my penis against it, and
have you kiss my testicles, and now I see your chest for myself I
realise that not even Liz has a chest to compare with yours.

Oh, sweetheart, Radek said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved Cadman.

That old cat, I'd rather get involved in blow job with Koyla, a fork
and crisps than dream of rimming with her, Ooh, the very thought makes
my testicles curl.

Oh, Carson!

Oh, John, my sweetheart!

Cue soft music, sounds of rimming and blow job, soft focus and fade.........</font>
( Have you seen my meds? )
The piper never dies.: baby - funnysorgenmond on January 3rd, 2006 06:07 pm (UTC)
oh mein gott. oh my fucking god. ich bin grade vor lachen vom stuhl gefallen.
the oncoming whirlwind: gerbil: winkscap3goat on January 3rd, 2006 07:41 pm (UTC)
Wie schön, dass wir dich erfreuen konnten ^^